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Nobody's Perfect

Ellie, 22, English, crazy cat lady in the making, fangirl, nerd, introvert.

The Alice to my Helen / The Technocrane to my Mandy

The Sam to my Janet / The Sam to my Thor

The Jack to my Sam / The Helo to my Starbuck

Jul 24 '14
Jul 24 '14

queenausten:

my favourite relationships ★ simon and river (firefly)

i got a few letters at first but then i didn’t hear for months. finally i got a letter that made no sense. she talked about things that never happened, jokes that we never.. it was code. it just said… “they’re hurting us. get me out.

Jul 24 '14

♛ 500 episode challenge ♛
↳ 81. spartacus: vengeance- 2.04 empty hands

Jul 24 '14

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

Jul 24 '14

Pretty sure my bedroom is it’s own circle if hell it’s so damn hot in here

Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14

stopthatitssilly:

This film made 0 sense

(Source: talisamaegyr)

Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14

idina-love:

Who are you wearing? 

Idina being adorable on red carpet

Jul 23 '14

sueting:

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

(Source: keithziliu)

Jul 23 '14

rebirth /riːˈbəːθ/ (noun)
the process of being reincarnated or born again.

(Source: pagets)

Jul 23 '14

(Source: my-ownenemy)

Jul 23 '14

sadisticmagidan:

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

absolutely brilliant

Jul 23 '14
dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it


I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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Jul 23 '14

torchwoodgifs:

"I came back for you. All of you."